"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one."

George R.R. Martin (via sarisafari)

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@35 minutes ago with 13155 notes

So I found out that the people at work haven’t called my references yet, and I’m taking that as good news, because they way they were talking about references checks is that they always did them. So when I asked one of my references if they had contacted him yet, and he said no, I just took that to mean that they hadn’t gotten around to doing anybody’s reference checks yet. 

But my dad just told me that what that really meant is that they didn’t want and never intended to hire me. Which is definitely not how they acted.  

@18 hours ago

turntabletherapist:

interrupting your cat spam for motherfucking red pandas

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@2 days ago with 22313 notes

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@2 days ago with 1517 notes

I would like to know if I have a job or not.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease? 

@2 days ago

You look sad.

When you think he can’t see you…

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@4 hours ago with 24547 notes

I would just like someone to tell me why this is taking so long.

And then I would like someone to slap me in the face for being so ridiculous. 

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@2 days ago with 99 notes
thescienceofjohnlock:

221hannahbaker:

taggianto:

ibeggedformercytwice:

sherlockholmesfanart:

psychologyoftheindividual:

luciferbox:



What’s this? What’s this? There’s cameras everywhere.
What’s this, what’s this? I’m falling through the air.
What’s this, John can’t believe his eyes.
He must be dreaming.
Wake up, Sherlock, this isn’t fair.

reblogging again because of reasons.

If you read that song and did not sing then, I don’t care who you are, you aren’t human. 

The Monsters all are missing

And the nightmares can’t be found

And in their place there seems to be Johnlock FEELS all around!

In addition to screams I swear I can hear flailing in the air

The smell of cakes and pies are absolutely everywhere…


#definitely spent a good half an hour unsuccessfully looking for that damn hound gif #and then hannah comes along and finds it in two minutes 


OMG this is sooooooo awesome

thescienceofjohnlock:

221hannahbaker:

taggianto:

ibeggedformercytwice:

sherlockholmesfanart:

psychologyoftheindividual:

luciferbox:

What’s this? What’s this? There’s cameras everywhere.

What’s this, what’s this? I’m falling through the air.

What’s this, John can’t believe his eyes.

He must be dreaming.

Wake up, Sherlock, this isn’t fair.

reblogging again because of reasons.

If you read that song and did not sing then, I don’t care who you are, you aren’t human. 

The Monsters all are missing

And the nightmares can’t be found

And in their place there seems to be Johnlock FEELS all around!

In addition to screams I swear I can hear flailing in the air

The smell of cakes and pies are absolutely everywhere…

#definitely spent a good half an hour unsuccessfully looking for that damn hound gif #and then hannah comes along and finds it in two minutes 


OMG this is sooooooo awesome

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@2 days ago with 17102 notes

The more time that passes, the less confidant I am about getting this job. What if this other chick turned out to be amazing and they gave her the job right after her working interview and just decided to not tell me? 

That’s probably what happened. 

@2 days ago
just-keep-swimmingswimming:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

just-keep-swimmingswimming:

The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.

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